As Slovene Dream, we made hundreds of amazing holidays for hundreds of lovely people. At the same time, we'd like to think we had a significant effect on how Slovenia marketed itself, while nurturing and supporting all of the hoteliers, restarauteurs and producers we represented. We made lots of friends too.

But in 2008 we were hit with a triple broadside which should have sunk us.

In 2010 we were slapped in the kisser with a wet haddock (the actuality is too bloody stupid to relate), which left us dead in the water.

In 2016 half of British voters went batshit crazy: that's the one that holed us below the waterline.

Now the whole world is suffering from the consequences of batshit, so we're letting our Slovene Dream sink.

We wish you all safe and lovely lives - and fabulous holidays in the future...

... on which note, we'll be back.

But this time, with a bigger boat.

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